PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A